bolognacolonel:

changing “ship” to “poop on” in word replacer was a great idea

bolognacolonel:

changing “ship” to “poop on” in word replacer was a great idea

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-internet-addict:

pottern:

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

(via feelingrootless)

mimi19art:

Imp plz
  • Congratulations to samsung white the season four world champions!
bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"




"You always do this to me, Mom."

bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"

"You always do this to me, Mom."

(via afadingscream)

mishasminions:

CASTIEL LIKES TO BOOP

giraffepoliceforce:

It would be really nice to not have women threatened with death simply for asking to be treated like human beings.

giraffepoliceforce:

The Old Spice Girls. The band your band could smell like.